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Just Stop And Think: Weekend Horoscopes Aug. 9-11 Betches

Is it f*cking fall yet? No, but I say we defy the planets, stars, and seasons and all just start wearing long sleeves and leggings. Kids are heading back to school shortly (thank you, God) and we’re already prepping for holiday shopping, because, well, what else am I going to do at work all day? This weekend, all of our horoscopes seem to be focused on sitting and and thinking. We think that’s best done with a […]

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Where You Should Go On Vacation Based On Your Zodiac Sign Betches

There’s nothing more exhilarating than planning a summer getaway. That is, unless you’re a nomadic Sagittarius or Sagittarius rising who literally spends their entire life looking for reasons to travel, so planning a trip is just another day in the life. Otherwise, looking for the ideal summer destination with the most Instagrammable photo opps is always a thrilling experience. But choosing where to go is the hardest part (aside from actually paying for it, of course). And […]

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An Expert’s Tips On How To Actually Have Work-Life Balance Betches

CluelessForbesSo, WTF Is Work-Life Balance? A post shared by May 31, 2019 at 1:01pm PDT can How Can You Actually Find Work-Life Balance? ate six slices of pizza for dinner. Feel like I finally accomplished something good in my life — chey ♡ joong 🌼 (@jngluvr) July 29, 2019 EttusEttusHow To Slice It A post shared by Oct 10, 2018 at 3:43pm PDT says, “I think if you look at the seven slices and you have a […]

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The Most Garbage Men To Compete On ‘The Bachelorette’, Ranked Betches

The BacheloretteBecause it’s a TV show designed to bring in viewers, obviously the producers try to pick contestants that will bring the drama. But lately, instead of bringing the drama, they have been bringing the sex offenders, the racists, the cheaters, and the misogynists. I’m not sure if they’re stupid or just don’t give a sh*t. One day I’d like to investigate that, so if you’re a producer please hit me up, and also I’m sorry I […]

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Blessed By Venus: Weekend Horoscopes July 26-28 Betches

We’ve survived Cancer season and we’re moving into, you guessed it, Leo season. How appropriate that an emotionless version of The Lion King just graced theaters, too! Venus is in and around our signs this week, which spells out better romance for most of us. Overall, the planets seem to have our backs this weekend and are less sh*tty for our outlooks than in weeks past. Shout about your romantic life from the rooftops, Leo. Not literally. […]

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6 Venmo Rules To Follow When Dating Someone New Betches

1. If You Asked, You Pay When it comes to dating in 2019, it’s not true that the man always needs to pay. That’s old-fashioned, and the same rules don’t work for everyone. But when it comes to a first date, nearly two thirds of Venmo users surveyed think that whoever initiated the date should cover the bill. If you’re an independent woman who likes to ask guys out, that’s cool, but that also might mean you’re […]

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‘Big Little Lies’ Season 2 Finale Recap: Big Little Blue Balls Betches

Sponsored by SkinnyPop Well, we made it. It’s the series finale of  and I just woke up from a frosé- and heat stroke-incuded nap to watch how all of the insanity of this season plays out. Is Renata going to leave her piece of sh*t husband? Will Celeste go full Ted Bundy in court? WTF is happening to Bonnie? By the end of this recap, we’ll know all. Some of us have hated this season, but we […]

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The Saddest Celebrity Breakups Of All Time Betches

There’s nothing quite like getting far too invested in a celebrity relationship, am I right? The unadulterated joy you get from projecting your fantasies onto total and complete strangers. The inexplicable rush upon seeing photos of them on a red carpet, looking better than you probably will in your whole life. The perverse satisfaction derived from “insider news” from “trusted sources” that definitely wasn’t planted by either of their publicists. It’s one of the simple, incredibly invasive […]

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The Official Power Ranking Of ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Couples Betches

The BachelorThe BachelorBachelorette Bachelor in Paradise.Paradise—I’d like to talk about our couples from past seasons, because why not beat a dead horse!!! Bachelor in ParadiseParadise.7. Astrid Loch and Kevin Wendt View this post on Instagram Combined Instagram Followers: over 800k then 6. Krystal Nielson and Chris Randone View this post on Instagram Combined Instagram Followers: nearly 800k Goose5. Raven Gates and Adam Gottschalk View this post on Instagram Combined Instagram Followers: nearly 1.3 million 4. Carly Waddell […]

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Who Is Rihanna’s Boyfriend? What We Know About Her Saudi Billionaire

Rihanna is a total badass, and it seems like men have always had a tough time keeping up with her. Of course, there was her nightmare situation with Chris Brown, who somehow still isn’t canceled a decade later. Since then, Rih has spent time with rappers and athletes, but for the past couple years, she’s been focused on a billionaire businessman. Honestly, that’s the type of energy I need in my life. She’s officially the world’s richest […]

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