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Crazy Wedding Story Of The Week: A Cash Bar Gone Wrong | Betches

Whether you hate the wedding-industrial complex, are a bride planning a wedding and want to feel better about your own demands, or just need something to read, we’re doing a new series where we share the craziest, most out-of-touch wedding story we found on the internet that week. Submit your own crazy wedding stories to [email protected] with the subject line Crazy Wedding Story, and we just might feature yours. And make sure to follow @

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The 9 Worst Bridesmaid Tasks, Ranked | Betches

Naturally, two things immediately pop in your head as you zoom in on the rock to try to gauge the size: “Awww” and/or “f*ck.” “I wonder if I’m going to be in the wedding.” 9. Group Chat Creator/Moderator  Planning a bachelorette party also qualifies | credit/permission: @tylergildin Aug 29, 2019 at 4:47am PDT Being the person to head this painful exchange of half-hearted pleasantries and snarky opinions is one of the lesser evils, but an evil all […]

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8 Times You Should Take Your Engagement Ring Off | Betches

proposal was perfect, and the ring is everything you asked for (because you helped pick it out). Now you’re going to be spending the next few weeks/months staring at your hand constantly and angling your hand just so in photos so you can not-so-subtly show off your ring. And you’re probably never going to want to take it off, which makes sense, but in order to keep it in mint condition, you’re going to have to remove it […]

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Was This Bride Out Of Line For Asking A Guest To Wear A Bra? | Betches

Another day, another wacky wedding story thanks to the people who post their problems on Reddit for me to read and laugh at while I’m supposed to be working. I don’t know about you, but nothing truly gives me life quite like stupid wedding etiquette questions that seem pretty cut and dry to those of us who have, like, common sense. Today’s wedding story, though, is a little less black-and-white than our usual “Am I a bridezilla […]

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Forever 21 Is Having A Really Bad Week | Betches

If you’re in your mid-to-late-twenties now, Forever 21 probably conjures memories of middle and high school. If Tori’s parents were going out of town and you were gonna get wasted in her basement, Forever 21 was the perfect place to find a cheap outfit that you could wear exactly once before it fell apart. Well, our shopping habits have changed since then, and Forever 21 hasn’t been able to keep up. Now, they’re looking at a potential […]

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Just Stop And Think: Weekend Horoscopes Aug. 9-11 Betches

Is it f*cking fall yet? No, but I say we defy the planets, stars, and seasons and all just start wearing long sleeves and leggings. Kids are heading back to school shortly (thank you, God) and we’re already prepping for holiday shopping, because, well, what else am I going to do at work all day? This weekend, all of our horoscopes seem to be focused on sitting and and thinking. We think that’s best done with a […]

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Where You Should Go On Vacation Based On Your Zodiac Sign Betches

There’s nothing more exhilarating than planning a summer getaway. That is, unless you’re a nomadic Sagittarius or Sagittarius rising who literally spends their entire life looking for reasons to travel, so planning a trip is just another day in the life. Otherwise, looking for the ideal summer destination with the most Instagrammable photo opps is always a thrilling experience. But choosing where to go is the hardest part (aside from actually paying for it, of course). And […]

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An Expert’s Tips On How To Actually Have Work-Life Balance Betches

CluelessForbesSo, WTF Is Work-Life Balance? A post shared by May 31, 2019 at 1:01pm PDT can How Can You Actually Find Work-Life Balance? ate six slices of pizza for dinner. Feel like I finally accomplished something good in my life — chey ♡ joong 🌼 (@jngluvr) July 29, 2019 EttusEttusHow To Slice It A post shared by Oct 10, 2018 at 3:43pm PDT says, “I think if you look at the seven slices and you have a […]

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The Most Garbage Men To Compete On ‘The Bachelorette’, Ranked Betches

The BacheloretteBecause it’s a TV show designed to bring in viewers, obviously the producers try to pick contestants that will bring the drama. But lately, instead of bringing the drama, they have been bringing the sex offenders, the racists, the cheaters, and the misogynists. I’m not sure if they’re stupid or just don’t give a sh*t. One day I’d like to investigate that, so if you’re a producer please hit me up, and also I’m sorry I […]

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Blessed By Venus: Weekend Horoscopes July 26-28 Betches

We’ve survived Cancer season and we’re moving into, you guessed it, Leo season. How appropriate that an emotionless version of The Lion King just graced theaters, too! Venus is in and around our signs this week, which spells out better romance for most of us. Overall, the planets seem to have our backs this weekend and are less sh*tty for our outlooks than in weeks past. Shout about your romantic life from the rooftops, Leo. Not literally. […]

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